(Being in Trouble is a Fake Idea)

Ask   the antisocial justis

one week after breakup: Man, I’m such a fucking waste. All I do is watch porn and play videogames.

two weeks after breakup: Actually, all I ever wanted to do while I was in that relationship was watch porn and play videogames.

three weeks after breakup: I really wish I had someone to watch porn and play videogames with.

— 4 hours ago

killposi:

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

This

(Source: rawstory.com, via goosebill)

— 1 day ago with 96494 notes
wtfevolution:

Evolution sent the tortoise beetle from the future. And the future is shiny as hell.

wtfevolution:

Evolution sent the tortoise beetle from the future. And the future is shiny as hell.

(via wnycradiolab)

— 1 day ago with 8082 notes
neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via goosebill)

— 2 days ago with 143460 notes

void-dance:

Well, it’s nice to have a choice.

(via hermaphroditictelephones)

— 3 days ago with 21 notes
elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

(Source: cannibal-shakes, via atilatheuno)

— 3 days ago with 237302 notes